Hey my friends, Desmond here!

Let´s talk about complains and things about humans!!... do you try to control your mom´s mind as I do too?

Let´s talk about the other annoying cats and dogs... or anything we feel like it!

Ok, to begin with, I focus on my mom and I think what I want to tell her, I look at her straight on her eyes... and try and try to give her orders!! sometimes results sometimes it doesn´t... humans are pretty limitated! they don´t get easy the message!!

When I get tired of doing it that way I just go complaining to my mom.... I like to yell at her about almost everything, here´s some examples:

"I want fresh food, change the one you have in the bowl!",
"Come sit on the couch... I´m ready for a nap and if I´m ready you are too!!!",
"Quit brushing my belly!!... geez woman with all the bites you still don´t get it??.... no belly!!!"

The dog in the house, I don´t really like him.... they keep telling him he´s a good boy and giving him treats for doing nothing!!.... but he´s not reliable! I know he wants to eat me, he can´t fool me!

purrs Desmond

I have been asking for more flies to come into the house today. She doesn´t seem to understand me I mew and mew and all I get is a cuddle I don´t want a cuddle woman I want some flies to chase around - oooooh its so hard to be me sometimes.

Merly

I know!!.... aren´t this humans hard to live with?.... they are always all over us!!.... is not our fault to be born so irresistible!

Desmond

if you look better at my pics you would say i nap a lot
but the thing is i cant sleep at all,she comes to me every 3 mins touching me kissing me...ohhh cant wait till she´ll fall asleep and let me sleep in peace

oh Bessy! I know exactly what you´re passing through! moms are so annoying!... mine at least leave me alone for a while.... but when she grabs the brush! oh boy!

Desmond

My humans stress me a lot sometimes. I really reaaaaaally hate to be alone in tha house! sometimes they have work to do or they have to travel all day long and they leave me alone and i´m so lonesome and miserable. everytime they get back i start screaming at them, trying to tell them i don´t want to be left alone!!! little by little i think they understood that and now they leave me only if there´s an emergency. it´s so wonderful when everybody´s home and the world starts spinning again only around me!!!

But the thing that i HATE the most is to travel in the car! My dear! it´s so awful when they take me out of my home, put me in my kitty-house and leave me at the back seat of the car. well, it´s true that my mommy is always with me there, hugging me and telling me not to worry but i HATE it though! the roar of the engine is so scary! just like i´m having a nightmare. i can´t stop screaming all the time, i get the humans crazy and when we reach our destination i´m so tired that i need to find a serene place to rest. ohhhh it´s so hard to explain them sometimes!

My humans stress me a lot sometimes. I really reaaaaaally hate to be alone in tha house! sometimes they have work to do or they have to travel all day long and they leave me alone and i´m so lonesome and miserable. everytime they get back i start screaming at them, trying to tell them i don´t want to be left alone!!! little by little i think they understood that and now they leave me only if there´s an emergency. it´s so wonderful when everybody´s home and the world starts spinning again only around me!!!

But the thing that i HATE the most is to travel in the car! My dear! it´s so awful when they take me out of my home, put me in my kitty-house and leave me at the back seat of the car. well, it´s true that my mommy is always with me there, hugging me and telling me not to worry but i HATE it though! the roar of the engine is so scary! just like i´m having a nightmare. i can´t stop screaming all the time, i get the humans crazy and when we reach our destination i´m so tired that i need to find a serene place to rest. ohhhh it´s so hard to explain them sometimes!
Gee, Dolly you have a dilemma going on there because you don´t want to be alone but you hate traveling in the car also!
Try to not show up your stress for being alone with the humans because next thing they would do is getting you a kitten for "company".... and you know how we cats like to be the only stars!! plus kittens are so annoying they chase you everywhere and play with your tale while you´re trying to take a nap!!

Although I´m only 2 months old I just need to teach my mom that every time she´s in the kitchen while I´m there too, then she will have to give me food! Untill now I only meow to her but she doesn´t response to that Soon I will have to start yelling at her and maybe scratch her leg/food or something... she just HAS to give me food!!!

Gizmo the terrorist of the house

Although I´m only 2 months old I just need to teach my mom that every time she´s in the kitchen while I´m there too, then she will have to give me food! Untill now I only meow to her but she doesn´t response to that Soon I will have to start yelling at her and maybe scratch her leg/food or something... she just HAS to give me food!!!

Gizmo the terrorist of the house
they don´t get that when WE want food WE GET IT!!! we are just too cute for them they should be more surrendered to us